I WRITE to ask if you’ll officially induct me into the Whiney Wayne fan club.
Every week, he talks about something of interest, and he says things in a way I could never think of.
I love being entertained by his sharp wit, and I often bring up his views over morning tea of a Tuesday.
Keem them coming, Wayne. We love hearing every week what you have to say.
M Jones,
Beenleigh.
FROM the editor: Thank you for your letter. Please consider yourself officially inducted.
Wayne says he’s thrilled by your letter, however the rest of us are somewhat concerned that Wayne’s head may no longer fit through the door of the building.
