Dear Wayne,
I’m sure you’re a real person, so I’d like to let you know that I am a secret admirer.
I’d like to wish you a very wonderful Christmas and new year.
I’d also like to thank you for all your musings throughout 2021. You have made me laugh, and at times made me cry with your sentiment and your razor sharp wit.
As a widow, I’d like to let you know that if Wanda ever gets sick of you, I’ll be happy to take you into my cave.
Not like that movie Misery, I promise. We could do coffee or dinner first?
Seriously Wayne, I pick up a copy of MyCity Logan every week just to see what you have to say on any given week, and it’s a pleasure to read.
Please keep up the good work in 2022.
Anonymous,
via email.
From the editor: I suspect you too are real. Wayne tells me he’s flattered, but very happy with Wanda for the time being. Wanda was a little more direct: “Fat chance,” she said.
